Trouble in the 'hood

Yesterday Sage and I heard some teenagers screaming at each other and an alarm go off. Pretty soon the cops showed up--did they really need to send 3 squad cars? One of the punk teenagers ended up handcuffed. As the cop started to push her into the backseat, he paused, pulled her back out, reached his hand in and pulled out.......a pizza box. Once the pizza box was safely on top of the car, he pushed her in again, slammed the door then tossed the pizza box into the trunk.

Glad to see my tax dollars at work.